Suggestions for new lyrics and new songs are very welcome!
To the tune of “On Top of Spaghetti”
They say the Olympics
will turn a profit,
except when you look close,
their facts don’t quite fit.
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To the tune of “Oh my darling Clementine”
Massachusetts,
they’ve confused us
with a picture so sublime.
Watch your wallet.
They will want it
in a moment; give them time.
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